Have you ever?

Have you picked up some junk off the floor - dog fur ball, dust bunny, dead roach (just kidding), some random weirdness and thrown it in the toilet right before you sit down? THEN by the time you stand back up you have totally forgotten you did this and have a slight heart attack thinking that the random object came from you? True story - actually happens quiet often - you'd think I would get used to it.... - Ruby

(Not actual dust bunny from my house.)