Have you ever?

Have you picked up some junk off the floor - dog fur ball, dust bunny, dead roach (just kidding), some random weirdness and thrown it in the toilet right before you sit down? THEN by the time you stand back up you have totally forgotten you did this and have a slight heart attack thinking that the random object came from you? True story - actually happens quiet often - you'd think I would get used to it.... - Ruby

(Not actual dust bunny from my house.)

Totally...!

B.O. No Mo

Lately the stench that has been coming from my arm pits makes me wonder if I have male sweat glands. It was so bad the other night while I was working that I was afraid to get too close to customers. I was mortified and totally stuck without being able to add more D.O. for my B.O. Am I one of those people that will have to get a prescription for my deodorant? Love, Ruby

*ouch*

I ran out of toilet paper, and used a lemon wetnap to wipe. It really stings. Don't do this at home. owwwwwe!

uggg

How come when you have a pelvic exam at the gyno's office I swear their entire arm is up there?? I'm telling you I got my tonsils checked! What's up with that? AND then it makes me wonder... what makes a person ever want to be a gyno really?? Who likes doing that?? BUT I guess there is also those people who check prostates too - that sounds like loads of fun. Would you believe over the weekend I saw this big RV that was giving FREE prostate exams (yes I looked for the one for women but no luck) and there were ACTUALLY men sitting there filling the paperwork out. Could it be that they just saw the word FREE and never bothered to read the rest of the sign? There weren't even any women sitting there with guns to these men's heads MAKING them do it. STRANGE... I couldnt' resist a picture. Did you know that if you google prostate exam you will find a real live man getting a real live exam?? Ahhh Internet you never cease to amaze me!

ick.

If I didn't just finish my period, I'd question If I'm pregnant... I've felt really off lately... but I think its just a weird cold. But then whats this discharge from?

Have I mentioned my pee smells like cheerios & popcorn...?

it does.

-Gross Jenny

Great news!

My boobs are getting bigger. I wonder if they'll stick around??? All I want is to be a C, you know, for CUTE! - Love Ruby